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venereal disease

A disease that is transmitted sexually, such as syphilis, gonhorrea, chlamydia, or genital herpes. This term was very common until the advent of the 1990s, when medical professionals began preferring the term sexually transmitted disease, or STD.

They rarely use the term venereal disease anymore, because it sounds like a singular disease rather than one of any number of sexually transmitted diseases. So instead of saying "Joe has VD," now we say "Joe has an STD."

by pbm19 July 11, 2008

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Speidi Disease

When two people lose their friends because they are dating and won't bother to make time to see their friends anymore. Many times, one or both people change their personalities drastically, making their friends not want to be around them anymore anyway. This couple is made up of two losers, and they generally only hang out together and with no one else. Much like Spencer and Heidi from "The Hills"

Girl 1: Have you talked to Jessica lately?
Girl 2: No, it's been weeks and she keeps saying she's too busy and won't make any effort to set up any plans. All she does is hang out with her boyfriend, Sean.
Girl 1: Sounds like she has Speidi disease! What about Sean, does he ever see his friends anymore?
Girl 2: I don't think he has any friends anymore...

by Janeska Jae June 3, 2010

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Moopuns disease

The extreme displeasure and disscontempt caused by being around someone who suffers from Moopins disease.
See also: Moopins disease

Dr: You have Moopuns disease
Guy: Is it the same as Moopins disease?
Dr: No, Moopuns is the hatred of being around someone suffering from Moopins disease. You simply can’t tolerate them.

by shelbsy April 14, 2021


Bantawigs disease

Someone who has succumbed to the thots. This person will often abandon his friends, ignoring them and won't talk to them for months.

Bantawigs disease is a non-contagious virus that occurs when one gets a girlfriend.

Jackson: "Yo, Tyrone, where has John been the past couple of months. He doesn't hang out with us anymore"
Tyrone: "Yeah, that nigga John, he has Bantawigs disease."

by Zhen Zhou January 9, 2019


tunes disease

a disease you get when you simply cant stop groovin.

that hippie was dancin so hard. he must have a case of tunes disease.

by axlforlife February 2, 2011


corner disease

Corner disease is a disease where you Ejaculate before touching it. It’s a very rare disease. Only 1 in a million have it. The first person to be diagnosed with corner disease was karrar angelov.

Hi karrar what are you doing?

Karrar: I’m having a corner disease attack.

by tedz123 August 17, 2020


Snarkinson's Disease

A common neurologic disease caused by uncontrollable bouts of snarkiness, a combination of sarcasm, snottiness and cynicism. Signs of the disease include sarasctic comments, witty quips, and rude comebacks.

Jamie's rude comments and snotty remarks in the meeting lead me to believe she may be suffering from Snarkinson's disease.

by The Devil's Gazette December 3, 2009