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your here because your stupid ass sister's Grace and Ava wont stop distracting you
I need grace and ava to stfu (DISTRACTION MANAGMENT)
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When a parent does literally ANYTHING to distract their kid long enough to get something done. EXAMPLE: Making fart noise with mouth so your child will allow you to put clean clothes on them.
I must distract attack my child so he will let me change his MOTHERF***ING PANTS!!!
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When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:
- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys
.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER
Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?
Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.
Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..
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A tweet that you post that says you are doing one thing but really are doing something else to distract people you don't want to hang out with.
Nick: I hope Jesse isn't coming tonight? I know he hangs out with you a lot.
Angie: No, I posted a distraction tweet that said I was at the movies.
Matt:Bob keeps calling me to come to the party tonight
Alex:Dude, he's not invited
Matt: Okay, I'll post a distraction tweet that says I broke my leg and can't go out.
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An object that is not really there that you want your freinds(OR FOE) to look at.
Could range to you wanting them to look away so you can do something that you dont want them to see. also you could be trying to Ditch them.
Replaces lame ditching tehniques like ."hey look a dead bird(while pointing up).
Lenny: Hey look, an Obvious Distraction!
Random Guy: OMG, were!!!??!. (looks)
Lenny: Swipes Random Guys lunch and runs.
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nap you take to distract yourself,
specifically to distract yourself if a S.O isn't replying to a text.
me: "brb guys, gonna take a distraction nap because he ain't replying"
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This problem occurs when someone gets on facebook for a specific reason, then becomes distracted by other peoples posts and then finally, forgets what it was they had originally intended to do.
-logs onto facebook
-see's a funny status
-likes funny status
-starts browsing pictures
-starts visiting friends friends and looking up random people
-tries to think of a clever status but fails
-realizes they dont remember what they got on facebook for in the first place.
/Facebook Distraction
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