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DIVA

A diva is a female who knows exactly what she wants and how she is going to get it. She will get whatever she wants whenever she wants - No Questions Asked!
A diva is NOT a regular chick! Divas are High Maintenance and Expensive Bitches! Men need lots of money to own us;)
A TRUE diva will do ANYTHING to get what she wants.

So therefore divas are seldomly known as gold diggers because We Divas need money to stay fly. A Diva is often known as a bitch for her dominating attitude.
Divas are also Drama Queens and oh so selfish lol. A diva is by all means a fucking Diva...She is very street smart and extremely wise, knows what to say, how to say it and when to say it. A diva is ALWAYS on point. A diva never lets people know what she got or how she got it. It's all a mystery to everyone and thats a part of her game ;)

A diva must have her way at all times or no way at all because her way is usually the best way. Divas are known to stay Fly; they rock the latest shits, they are seen with the best and are heard with the baddest.

A diva does not have to be skinny, she can be fat nor does a diva have to be beautiful, she can be ugly.
You see being a diva is being all about the attitude and some beautiful girls are just too nice to take a stand.

Mo'Nique Imes-Jackson Hicks from the hit TV Show "The Parkers" is a true diva.

Beyonce Knowles is a true diva also.

by Natiya July 28, 2006

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diva

the female version of a hustla

"Divas get money, and if you ain't got money then you ain't got nothing for me."

by polkadotshorts January 13, 2010

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divaness

1)the quality most people in the world aspire to possess. Very few actually do.

2)said people will one day rule the world. Prepare for storms, freak out's and world domination

Don't even think about contesting my divaness!

by SparkleMeUp January 16, 2012

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diva

Originally a highly respected female star of opera, this word has transcended into any bitch with an attitude and a nice rack, and/or any woman who thinks she is "all that", and/or any woman that any man has jerked off to.

Trish Stratus has absolutely no vocal talent but is a WWE Diva because she has big tits?

by Sandy June 29, 2004

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diva

A man who buys 300 dollar gucci shoes, expensive speakers, has a flamboyant hairstyle, and has a louis vuitton iphone cover.

Also, it is not uncommon for a diva to get extremely angry when his friends make fun of him for his "diva style."

Look at that guy with his crazy 'do and gucci shoes. What a diva!

by salthepal December 14, 2009

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diva

D.I.V.A.= Dysfunctional Ignorant Vain Arrogant

I can't stand her overbearing Diva attitude

by Taimidastouch January 18, 2012

24๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


diva

Generally no longer correlated with the original definition of the successful/adored/talented/beautiful/stylish female icon.

Nowadays it has come to define the materialistic and demanding cuntbag. Most often, this modern low-to-middle-class household 'diva' is not relevant on so much as a local level; let alone the celebrity she tends to perceive herself as (even though she has more myspace friends and photo comments than all of *~da haterz~*.

The self-proclaimed suburb breed of diva is also convinced that she is the blueprint of the ideal woman, while she may appear completely beat to the average onlooker. She also has no education or career credentials to back up her overabundance of confidence. It doesn't matter; you are but another hater sippin' on that bottle of haterade.

Although there is very little significant activity in the lives of this observed diva species, recreation includes:
-updating photos on and checking comments for MySpace page
-raiding the kiosks at the mall which sell knock-off designer handbags
-shoes
-going to clubs, where aging desperates fund their tabs while they dance to the hottest mainstream rap songs and sweat their spray-on tan off
-verbally bashing less 'fabulous' individuals and loathing females more attractive than themselves.
-daddy issues
-participating in petty social drama
-not getting enough dick, thus feeling the need to convince the rest of the humanity of their grandiosity.

No, a diva is not "the female version of a hustla", more like the female version of Sean "Puffy" Combs...except broke.

by thesarsvolta February 11, 2009

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