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dope donkey dick

The best dick in the whole world that will have you making tacos afterwards

I'm getting the dope donkey dick dropped in my draws

by khaoschef December 6, 2014


sucks the donkey dick

The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.

Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.

You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.

by Gabe Boyce February 23, 2010

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Honkey Donkey Dick

Huge caucasian dick (John Holmes)

John Holmes had a honkey donkey dick!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2007

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rubber donkey dick

something that is crude and rude. It is a noun.

I would not fuck you with a rubber donkey dick. And or...that sucks rubber donkey dick.

by fluffer November 23, 2002

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Big Floppy Donkey Dick

1) The large sexual organ a male donkey has

2) A colloquial term for a gentleman's large phallus

3) A variation upon the British game 'Bogies' wherein members of the class/group have to shout 'Big Floppy Donkey Dick' as loudly as possible without either being caught doing so or getting embarresed in the process. The winner is the person who shouts it the loudest.

Jack: (loudly) BIG FLOPPY DONKEY DICK!!!
Teacher: Get out Jack!!
Dave: Ha ha ha...

by Simon Young March 25, 2008

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big floppy donkey dick

Its a phallus. Its most likely large, and quite floppish.
Also, used often do to the manner in which it rolls off the tongue.

I truly desire to be in posession of a big floppy donkey dick. Mines tiny and under-used.

by Big-Floppy-Donkey-Dickless September 30, 2003

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a fucking massive donkey dick

something u will never have

your mum has a 'a fucking massive donkey dick'

by ShUsH69420 June 7, 2021

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