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dookie

anything bad or crappy

This bio homework is a true dookie

by dakota sample February 17, 2008

33πŸ‘ 31πŸ‘Ž


dookie

An increasingly popular game of cards which is a variation on 7 card-stud poker, the primary difference being the addition of 4 wild cards called the "Dookie" cards. The Dookie cards are all the odd numbered Clubs: specifically the 3, 5, 7, and 9. The Dookie cards are always wild, no matter if they are dealt up or in
the hole.

Typically, in a heated round of dookie, when someone is dealt a Dookie card face up the other players will inevitably will begin to chant "Dookie, dookie, dookie."

If someone is dealt several "Dookie" cards in a row people will start to make comments like "uh oh, it looks like Fred is flushing Dookie!"

If, at the showdown, someone turns reveals that their hold cards contained Dookie, then there will be the inevitable comments about the player had been "sitting on pocket Dookie.”

"I can't believe I raised with my two jacks in the hole when you were sitting on pocket dookie the whole time!"

by 3579 Clubs November 16, 2004

23πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


dookie

A swear word used in Canada.

First guy: Okie dookie!
Other guy: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOOT, EH? THAT'S A BAD WORD!

by The Dookie Man April 14, 2004

51πŸ‘ 62πŸ‘Ž


dookie

as most people know it, to dookie is to shit, but now, dookie has become an insult, an annoyance, a petty thing to say at the most random of all times, just try it.

Say someone just did something stupid,u go up to them, make a hand gesture, preferably the action of putting your right palm in between ur forearm, and bicep, moving ur arm back and forth with ur hand pointing forward, ur whole arm at 45 degree angle, and simply saying,"You have just been dookied on."
Another use would be if something serious were going on, and to eliminate all seriousness from the situation, you scream DOOKIE!!!, in a very high-pitched voice.

by Timothy Jonathan April 7, 2006

14πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


dookie

Dookie comes from the mis-pronounced word "Deuce". Deuce means "two". Taking a deuce means taking a number two, or pooping. That is why people today call it "dookie"

Taking a Dook (Deuce) or dookie (deuce).

by Lord Baddkitty February 22, 2007

19πŸ‘ 25πŸ‘Ž


dookie

a dookie, is like a poop but in a more slang and rural voice & tone.

β€œGoing to take a fat dookie”
β€œUgh, i’ve had to dookie all day”

by smashingofthepumpkins September 23, 2018


dookie

Dookie is literally bird shit or piss. When you ever got a bird shit dropped on you, go take a shower cause it is sticky, smelly and disgusting.

Alvin: EWWWW WTF?! YO THIS FUCKING BIRD DROPPED ITS DOOKIE ON ME!
Adam: What's a dookie?
Alvin: BIRD SHIT OR PISS!
Adam: Of course you would know, you know lots of dirty stuff so yeah I should've not asked.
Alvin:

by Wael blox December 17, 2020

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