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1. Present in any given social environment, A douchebag is "that guy"... that squawking choadspank who is completely full of shit, or that moron whose head is so far up his or her ass that they will never see the light nor breathe the air again.
2. In a social situation, This person is ALWAYS the most unintelligent, arrogant, worthless, and audacious person, however firmly believes themselves to be the smartest, most important, and most sociable.
3. He is the guy that really gets under your skin, that jerk-off artist who stole that girl's virginity who you've had a crush on since the first grade, that sick minded individual that manages to suck some of the the most genuine and moral people into his fake distructive facade
3. Someone who is completely unbearable and unreasonable when put in a leadership position, for the more power they are given, the more endorsed they feel to spew their bullshit in everyone's faces.
4. Someone who projects such a negative image that people around them agree they should not even bother waking up in the morning.
5. Someone who doesn't care about producing any moral good in this world, regardless of who they are or how much power they have
Anyone supporting open borders between Canada and Mexico, or a nationalized ID card, or the right to spy and collect data on American citizens, or the right to torture human beings, or the right to infringe on our second amendment rights to protect ourselves from our own corrupt government is a traitorous douchebag.
Fuck George W. Bush, what a fucking douchebag...
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n. fr. "douche", fr. French, fr. Italian "doccia"
1. An object used for vaginal hygeine.
2. A student or instructor at the Carlson School of Management at the University of Minnesota Twin Cities.
1. A vaginal cleansing is simply incomplete without a proper douchebag.
2. Only a douchebag would consider accounting a tough class.
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Harry Potter:"In the wizarding world I may be Harry Potter but in the muggle world... I'm something called a douchebag. I play guitar when everyone just wants to hang out I make weird covers of Disney songs, who does that? Muggles hate that shit. I'm just a douchebag, I'm like... I don't know, I'm like Jesse McCartney."
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someone who is a very big jerk and will not do anything for other people unless they get something in return
My Friend Daniel Zhang is a Douchebag because all he does is ask people if he can do a small favor that they cant do but in return they have to do a huge favor
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denotes the quality or state of being a douchebag.
He has an air of douchebagness about him.
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A person who is or resembles Kanye West.
That egocentric douchebag has such an inflated sense of his own self worth.
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