Outing Dumbledore

An unnecessary reveal after the fact; a potentially upsetting or annoying detail that is unrelated to the main idea or storyline.

“Dude, it turns out my mom pooped on the delivery table when I was born.”
“Bruh, way to be outing Dumbledore.”

Dumbledore Dick

A magical penis; specifically the male genitalia having certain unexplainable power over others. Often refers to an otherwise undesirable human being having an incongruous ability to mount the person/oriface of their choice.

Dude - that guy is a total douchebag - and he's with that total hotty! No job - no prospects - he's not even that clean! I guess he has a Dumbledore Dick.

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dumbledore

as an adjective: of, pertaining to, exhitibiting homosexuality;
as a noun: a homosexual person

adjective: Guys figure skating?!? That's so dumbledore.
noun: Did you see that?!? Dennis made out with a dude. I think he's a dumbledore.

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Albus Dumbledore

A Gay Wizard.

Harry ' Ron have you seen my wizards sleeve?'
Ron 'I hear, Albus Dumbledore has got a pretty big wizards sleeve.'
Harry ' How do you know?'
Ron ' I'm in it now!'

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dumbledore's lumberjacks

An elite group of talented individuals dedicated to the pursuit of fightiing the evil lord voldemort and voldytrees using the power of the jedi, legos, pancakes and nonnative tree chopping superskills!

"ALAS, here beith and evil voldytree of doom! what is there to do! i might as well wait for me imminent doom to come to me. BUT WAIT! i can entrust the death of this evil voldytree with the sacred group of dumbledore's lumberjacks! by george, i know they'll take care of this wretched tree with there fabulous jedi and wizarding powers! and why'll theyre at it im just sure they'll build me a lego castle along with some fresh pancakes to fufill my hungerment needs and desires!"

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Dumbledore Pussy

When a female's vagina is as loose and as wide as a wizard's sleeve.

He lost his wand in her Dumbledore pussy.

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Dumbledore the wall

During post-masterbation, when there is cum on your hand and to get it off you wipe it on the wall

masterbation left a mess on my hand so I had to dumbledore the wall to get it off before I ate my food

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