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Napoleon Dynamite is a highly overrated movie. There were plenty of funny parts, and parts that show what an average day is like for many kids who get picked on and mistreated, but it's not the best movie ever. The movie is quoted and misquoted so often, that none of the jokes are even remotely funny anymore. For some reason all the 'scenesters' and 'emo kids' like this movie and idolize it. Not because they thought it was funny, but because their friend thought it was funny. This isn't even the best low-budget movies. Monty Python, Ed Wood movies, and even Barbarella kicks this movies ass!.
Kid1: "Your mom went to the college." (Do you think I'm funny now?)
Kid2: "YES OMGZ GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH GOSH I LOVE THAT MOVIE"
Kid1: "AWESOME. RAD. LETS ANNOY EVERYONE ELSE WITH OUR LAME OBSESSION"
Kid2: &&&&&&&&&&;;;;;;;;;;;;;.
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A movie everybody started talking about because the dvd came out but nobody knew about it when it was in theatres... :P
I'll do whatever i want *GOSH*
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A guy who is awesome, usually has long hair, is secretly some kinda pimp/jiggalo. You will never guess that this is what he is because he is so awesome at hiding it. Also some kinda Stallion...
You don't know what you've had untill you've had Danny Dynamite!
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the sweetest lowbudget movie EVER... the plot is worth 1 milliondollers... its about a total nerd (who is still the man) that thinks hes a ninja and his life in highschool... oh my gosh sounds good
yeah there are a butt load of gangs in r school one wanted me 2 join cuz im pretty good with a bow staff
Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, like, fifty of them! They were surrounding my cousin! What the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A friggin' twelve gauge, what do you think?
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When a Mongolian man paints his dick red then proceeds to ejaculate on your back and leaves a string of cum dangling from his dick looking like a fuse.
I heard Sheila 's ex-Mongolian boyfriend would do the Mongolian Dynamite to her in bed.
Another word for jizz
•Sperm
•Cum
Oh baby my white dynamite is about to explode all over you.
And boom goes the white dynamite.
When your dick is getting sucked so hard, that it leads to spontanious explosive diarrea
Damn son I had a brown dynamite yesterday while playing guitar hero.