Sexually Dyslexic is when a person claims that be 100% straight but is 100% gay.
Bob is one sexually dyslexic mofo!
Oh mate he’s doing a pure yaseen nawaz, big dyslexic mongo
When you know how to braid but can't for about 5 minutes after trying to braid someone's hair.
Classmate: hey are you sure you know how to braid?
Me: yes, I do, I'm just being braid dyslexic
When you say that a woman has dyslexic breasts, it means that she is a vegan. It can also mean that her cooking is disgusting or she hates men. Used in conjunction with echo sound woman.
I went to Sonja's house today, and she made a vegan meal. She must have dyslexic breasts.
A female who is either vegan or not a good cook can be said to have dyslexic breasts. The term is not sexist as it was coined by Rosie O'Donnell and has become a commonly used term in recent times.
Rosie O'Donnell is such a bad cook, she must have dyslexic breasts. She might even be an echo sound woman.