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Sean, I know this is you doing that stupid tiktok trend where you remove the first and last letter of your name. You're not funny and no one likes you. Also, your dog is starving because you haven't fed him in weeks.

Ea, your dog lost 30 pounds.

by thepinkpanther94 June 18, 2020

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EA

Verb: to EA
To frustrate the user of a product or service into spending extra money on that product or service.

Gamer 1: Man, I just had to spend 5 bucks on an Apex Legends skin I don't even want just so I could buy one that I did.
Gamer 2: Yeah man, you just got EAd.

by BlackIshDynamite February 23, 2019

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EA

A group of retards that have no clue what they are doing. They try to make good games but fail. Mostly because they don't care about their customers.

The second you buy one of their games and play it, you realize you screwed up by buying it.

Examples:
Madden-broken, drag routes are almost unstoppable, filled with retarded animations, and is filled with more bs.

UFC1/2-100 created fighters are insanely OP(pretty much every created fighter), you could be landing punch after punch with a way better guy then they land one kick and they knock your ass on the floor, and is so easy to win without any skill.

Other games like battlefield are also insanely broken.

When I die, I want to have my middle finger cut off, dipped in gold, and sent to EA as an eternal FU.

by Sir SeniΓ΅r Jeffrey May 15, 2017

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EA

Get a word for $59.99
Get the first half of a definition for $29.99
Get the second half of a definition for $39.99

EA is the most gay company in the world. For the base price you get half a game and half the pay up to double the original cost to complete the game

by I'm comming for your children June 28, 2019

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EA

The sex act of promising your partner a high quality experience, and then fucking them in the ass instead

"My boyfriend say he was going to rock my world last night, but EA'd me instead!"

by Jacod1 December 9, 2018

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EA

Company with iOS games that will fuck you in the ass

Hey, do you want to get Fifa 16 Ultamite Team

GO. FUCKING. DIE

by UWEHRF843YH8R934545554 October 21, 2015

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EA

Short for Elusive Asian

Often, non asian men will want to date a hot asian girl but finding a suitable partner can be problematic.

Also used when commenting on attractive asian girls.

"EA Sports...It's in the GAME"

by Durt McGurk November 6, 2011

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