A group of retards that have no clue what they are doing. They try to make good games but fail. Mostly because they don't care about their customers.
The second you buy one of their games and play it, you realize you screwed up by buying it.
Examples:
Madden-broken, drag routes are almost unstoppable, filled with retarded animations, and is filled with more bs.
UFC1/2-100 created fighters are insanely OP(pretty much every created fighter), you could be landing punch after punch with a way better guy then they land one kick and they knock your ass on the floor, and is so easy to win without any skill.
Other games like battlefield are also insanely broken.
When I die, I want to have my middle finger cut off, dipped in gold, and sent to EA as an eternal FU.
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Get a word for $59.99
Get the first half of a definition for $29.99
Get the second half of a definition for $39.99
EA is the most gay company in the world. For the base price you get half a game and half the pay up to double the original cost to complete the game
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The sex act of promising your partner a high quality experience, and then fucking them in the ass instead
"My boyfriend say he was going to rock my world last night, but EA'd me instead!"
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Company with iOS games that will fuck you in the ass
Hey, do you want to get Fifa 16 Ultamite Team
GO. FUCKING. DIE
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Short for Elusive Asian
Often, non asian men will want to date a hot asian girl but finding a suitable partner can be problematic.
Also used when commenting on attractive asian girls.
"EA Sports...It's in the GAME"
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