EJ

EJ is a tall, lanky guy with an absolute god complex. He is a basketball prodigy but sometimes loses his sports credit because he thinks formula one racing is entertaining. If you look into his eyes you will undoubtably get lost in them and have an undying need to learn more. If you are lucky enough to get close to him you will either find that his humor is creepily soothing or you will see the not as nice side. At night he turns into a boney, spiky haired gremlin who will sneak up on you while you sleep and suckle the blood through your toes while staring at you in a very horny way. If you see an EJ, stay away from him unless you have his favorite food, deep fried worms. If you can supply him with enough worms you can be sure that he will not suck out your blood.

"that's the EJ that tried to suck my toe blood!

"EJ is so good at basketball."

"I ran out of worms, I think EJ is gonna kill me!"

Ej

the hottest person to ever exist you are literally so sexy mwuah

“ej is so hot i wanna date them holy shit”

EJ

The most fat ass nigga you will ever meet, talks alot, misses his ex, depressed, loves ice cream as a diet, emo, ugly ahh haircut all the time, came out of his dads vagina.

Ej is so nigga

EJ

Sexy kingcard joojoo of &team

Me: EJ is perfect
Universe: damn right he is

EJ

Nut in someone's mouth!

Hey look at the guy isn't he the guy who EJ'ed that guy.

EJ

An irish/gaeilge whore. Loves tom. Loves sidney and is always up for boogie. Personal therpist even though she needs one herself. Always has the tea.

Ej pass me a focloir

EJ

A person who enjoys spending time at home and not always going out to work with Co-Workers is called an EJ. A EJ can still have a good time going out with friends, and enjoy other aspects of a normal social life, but prefers to be home. EJ's may like to be alone, or with family at home, or have friends come over.

Young Jake was going to go out but decided to pulling an EJ and stay home with Basil.