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A public school located in Eastern Middle School- a general shithole complete with cockroaches, drugs around ever corner, several violent gangs, and a gifted and talented Humanities and Communications magnet program filled with Irish royalty, Chevy chase preps and Asian math nerds.
Person 1: Oh, you went to Eastern Middle School?
Person 2: Yeah, what do you do?
Person 1: Oh, I'm the CEO of a large corporation. You?
Person 2: Cool, I'm one of the leaders of MS-13.
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The Eastern Shore of Virginia is defined as a place by which everyone is welcome, especially if you offer a cold beer. Warm nights, beach bonfires, and surfing are what keep this place "home sweet home" for all who grew up there. The smell of salt water in the air and having not only the ocean but the bay as well truly makes this an easterners paradise.
Eastern Shore of Virginia is the Baja Peninsula of the East Coast
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This is the area that is east of the divide, but this does not include Southwest Montana. Helena, the capital is in this region but the people are a hybrid between Southwest, Eastern, and Western Montana. People in Eastern. The futher east you go, the more like North Dakota it becomes, both in terms of terrain and people there being reminiscent of many Midwesterners. This area also include the Hi-Line, which forms most of the state's border with Canada.
Eastern Montana has a very small population.
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Located in Richmond KY, this is the nation's premier Law Enforcement, Emergency Medical Care, Assets Protection and Security college in the world. The Kentucky Department of Criminal Justice Training is situated on Eastern's campus, along with Kentucky State Police post 7. This college is the Yale/Harvard/Princeton/Stanford of those wishing to enter into a career for law enforcement.
1. Man, I found out I wasn't man enough to become a police officer while persuing a degree at Eastern Kentucky University, so I decided to go to the University of Kentucky for a liberal philosophy degree.
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The Eastern Roman Empire, also referred to as the Byzantine Empire or Byzantium, was the continuation of the Roman Empire in its eastern provinces during Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages, when its capital city was Constantinople. It survived the fragmentation and fall of the Western Roman Empire in the 5th century AD and continued to exist for an additional thousand years until the fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Empire in 1453. During most of its existence, the empire remained the most powerful economic, cultural, and military force in Europe.
The Ottomans whipped Byzantium's ass so hard, that they revolted 4 0 0 years after... Only if it was 420 years... Fuck this job I don't get paid enough to write this shit...
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Random 1: Yo wanna bully the Turkish kid?
Random 2: Dunno pal look what happened to Constantinople...
Random 1: Oh shii you right.... Eastern Roman Empire my ass.
A hairstyle popularly fashioned by residents of the Eastern Shore of Hobart, Tasmania. Famous wearers include the Liberal Member for Pembroke.
"Why Vanessa, your Eastern Shore mullet looks particularly ravishing today"
"Thank you Tony, it look a lot of blow drying"
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The best field hockey team in new jersey. The girls work their asses off day and night. Their coach is one of the best coaches in the nation, not only is she extremely hard on the girls but she pushes them to strive their greatness. Every girl who graduates from eastern playing field hockey is going D1. Their coach hand makes D1 athletes. Their practices go longer then any other sport at the school. All the girls lift like crazy during the off season, and come back every season stronger then the football team. Before every practice they have an hour of some type of crazy hard run their coach makes up. Every girl on the team is committed all year round and they train like an animal. If you date a girl that plays field hockey for Eastern in New Jersey, Most likely she will out run you, out lift you, out footwork you, and kick your ass. These girls spend their summer training their ASSES off, while still saving some nights to have fun. The team gets better and better every year. Eastern field hockey team could destroy anyone’s football team. Winning their field hockey games 13-0 and have a 20 year streak of being state champs. These girls are beasts.
She plays field hockey at Eastern.... she’s a stud.
Eastern field hockey girls always go D1
Eastern Field Hockey is insane