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A fucktard wannabe vampire that is in love with Bella, a fucktard herself. (Omg they should make babies of the FUCKTARD species! Oh, wait! Don't they already have a fucktard child?) He's a vegetarian vampire. A vampire that sucks on animal blood. Not human. And he SPARKLEZ? Nice, he sparkles, also. Yeah, I think Stephanie Meyer got the wrong idea of a REAL VAMPIRE. He's just a faggot pansy fairy that stalks Bella. (Apparently that's "romance" to him) Bella is even more of a fucktard that she even FELL for him! Are you serious?
P.S. If you have NOT read the Twilight Saga, DON'T! JUST DON'T! Don't touch that series if you value your brain cells. That alone is one of the government's conspiracy theories that's gonna kill us all.
Twifan: Like, Oh my god. Edward Cullen is so darn cute! You should read Twilight!
Person: Yeah, I rather not. I'd love to keep my brain cells.
Twifan: How can you survive without reading TWILIGHT?! IT'S THE BEST!!!
Person: Unlike you, I actually want to pass and graduate.
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a fucking piece of bull shit. He's from a fucking book. Not even worth calling a real vampire - a disgrace.
"OMG! I LIKE LOOOVE Edward Cullen. He is SOO HAWT!!
shut up bitch, its a stupid book charactor. get a life.
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to be a show off
person 1: omg stop pulling a edward cullen
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A fag who plans to find over 9000 of the fangirls who masturbate to images of his shrimpdick and cum colored face and then fucks a gay cowboy and dies of AIDS.
And then he will rise from the dead and Anonymous will cut his penis off and then proceed to rub their genitals on his face and then set his faggot body on fire and the world will continue as it was before the fat Mormon who created the monstrosity known as Twilight became known to the current world.
Then the war on Hot Topic and emo children will once again rage on.
The end.
Prima: Edward Cullen is such a faggot.
Secunda: O RLY?
Prima: YA RLY.
Secunda: NO WAI!!11!
(Bricks are shat as Secunda then proceeds to divide by zero.)
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considered by many "the hottest vampire/guy in the world", he is one of the main characters of the Twilight saga by Stephanie Meyer. Personally(if you're talking about the movie), I don't think he's that hot.
perosn 1#: OMG. I'm like sooo in love with edward cullen
person 2#: what is with you, he's just a guy and he's not that hot!
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A vampire from stephenie meyer's twilight. He is in an adopted family with his father Carlisle, his mother Esme, his sisters Rosalee and Alice, and his two brothers, Jasper and Emmett. Edward is stuck with many problems every day being in love with Bella swan for he thrirsts for her blood yet he has saved her many times. He cares for bella more than anything else in the world.
"Bella." he stroked my face anxiously. "I'm not going anywhere. I'll be right here as long as you need me."
"Do you swear you won't leave me?" I whispered.
He put his hands on either side of my face close to mine. His eyes were wide and serious. "I swear".
(Passage from twilight with edward cullen and bella swan)
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