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Two thousand eighties

A saying for anything that resembles the 80's, yet was created in 2000 and beyond.

"Check out my neon leggins. Arent they tubular?"
"God Sarah, your soo two thousand eighties."

by pseudoben November 26, 2008

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eighty-five percenter

An individual who always ( or almost always ) eats only eighty-five percent of what most people would eat in each meal, in order to enjoy an easier and better digestion, not feel stuffed and continue feeling somewhat light, enjoy a perfect ( thus easy ) bowel movement the next day, and stay healthy, happy, and young.

30-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

For those who prefer not to start a sentence with a number,

the traditional format follows

Thirty-years ago, Bonnie told me about remembering to only eat eighty-five percent of each meal. Now I do that about ninety-seven percent of the time. That makes me an eighty-five percenter.

by but for October 12, 2018


eighty 8 donuts

the best most wonderful donuts in the entire world. bite sized treats that will leave you craving more for eternity.

man eighty 8 donuts are the most amazing thing iโ€™ve ever tasted

by donutlover1029384756 February 26, 2019


fo eighty sixin

Ghetto hood rat hide out where da bitches be commin up in B-Town. All da hood rats be slangin budz and fucking bitches up in Fo Eight Six.

Yo be got to pick up some bitches up at fo eighty sixin.

by Bill July 25, 2004

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Page Eighty-Sixers

Laymen paparazzi who commonly spot people who look "just like" celebrities at the mall, church, and Applebee's.

Page Eighty-Sixers point to random people they encounter in public and say, "Doesn't that person look just like Colin Farrell?"

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

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Fifty is the new eighty.

A middle-aged individual's self-description when feeling old beyond their years

Fifty may seem young to you, now that you've turned forty-five, but I'm telling you, with my bad teeth, and back, and all the pain in my joints, my fifty is the new eighty.

by maximo hudson June 27, 2009

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a buck two eighty

"a buck two eighty" means $3.80 because $1.00+$2.80=$3.80

my dad once asked me for "a buck two eighty" and i asked him how much that was and he said, "figure it out and tell me later"

by ricter70 December 27, 2011

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