pointy elbows

A stock reply to the question of whether a woman is hot. Either the guy is being sarcastic, or he is gay.

Guy1: Dude, I would so hit Jessica Alba multiple times until she cried for mercy.
Guy2: Meh, she has pointy elbows.

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Microphone Elbow

Coined by Bob Barker in the sixth episode in the eleventh season of The Price is Right, this is what happens when someone's arm gets sore from holding a microphone for too long and has to hold the mic with another hand. Also a sign that the episodes on Pluto TV's The Price is Right: The Barker Era is still on the first loop, and that the episodes are still repeats of a 38-year-old show.

Bob: I always hold the microphone in my right hand. But my right elbow is bothering me... and we've decided that I have microphone elbow, so I'm gonna hold it in my left hand.

elbow-rig

To elbow-rig something means to misunderstand what something says and think they said something else.

Ok sorry, I elbow-rigged you.

Oktoberfest Elbow

An abrasion on the elbow of one's drinking arm caused by resting it on the rough, wooden surface of either a bar or table while holding a beer stein.

I drank beer all day yesterday in the beer tent and woke up this morning with an Oktoberfest Elbow.

the peoples' elbow

(v.) Wrestling move as seen used by the rock. It starts off with the opponent lying face up in the centre of the ring with his sides perpendicular to the ramp the wrestlers use to enter the ring. The rock will stand above the opponents' head, flap his arms about, run to one side and bounce off the ropes, jump over the opponent, go to the other side of the ring, bounce off the ropes, run back and jump into the air coming down elbow first onto the chest of the oppoonent.

The most electrifying move in sports entertainment.

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Elbow Cone

Verb: The act of using all of the fingers to form a ring with the thumb, essentially a cone shape, and to cup it onto another's elbow.

Andrew: ELBOW CONE!
John Smith: *Straightens arm*
Andrew: *Pinches weenis* Weenis Pull!
John Smith: Damn you got me.

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Elbow Titty

Brushing up against cleave, accidentally or otherwise.

In line at wal-mart, I got some elbow titty off that hot blonde Shooby lives by.

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