Eli

An Eli is a unit of measure. 1 Eli equals 3 interceptions. Eli is derived for the NFL Quarterback Eli Manning. He often throws for 3 interceptions in 1 game, as such the act of throwing 3 interception has been dubbed... an Eli. a QB that throws 4 interceptions in one game can be referred to as having thrown for 1.33 Eli's.

Wow, he just threw for an Eli.

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Eli

Tall, dark hair, and handsome. Someone who is romantic, and very hilarious! Usually matches up very well with italians. Very hot ones to be specific!

Whoa who's that girl over there with an Eli. I think she's Italian!

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Eli

The best boyfriend in the whole world! He can make your day better with just a simple, "I love you." He knows exactly what to say when you're sad/in the mood for loving. My boyfriend but also best friend all in one. What more could you ask for? Funny, smart, kind, handsome. Sweetest person ever.

Girl 1: Wow! You're so lucky to date an Eli!
Girl 2: I know right. It wasn't easy, but I managed to get him.

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The Eli

When a guy sits down and one girl is straddling him from the back and another girl is straddling him from the front.

That guy is one lucky man.

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Eli

Huuuuuuge penis

Bro you know Eli? He is packing

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Eli

a massive crisis

sam: yo i feel like eli right now
eli: you want a beating fam

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Eli

He makes you laugh at the most random times. He may have a slightly dirty mind, but you get used to it. He may slip a lot, !warning! He is unique.

Eli slipped in the rain

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