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Emerson LaSalle -name- A fictional character of blogcruft, and the main character in the independent film PULP BOY.
HISTORY - Emerson LaSalle started out as an imaginary character that was a metaphor for the kind of writer that was just so bad that you couldn't help but like him. His fictional life and career was created through thousands of blog posts and comments through various websites and publications in an ever expanding MEME.
Eventually, the name was widely enough recognized that there was even a Wikipedia entry created for him. However, disgruntled Wiki editors fought fiercly to remove his reference, despite being updated to note that he was a character of fan-fiction. This in turn caused a surge in popularity (and infamy) for the character.
"That is a true LaSallism." Meaning: Something that is done half-assed with the belief that the effort was sufficient.
"In memory of the prolific Emerson LaSalle." Meaning: Sarcastic reference to anything that could be construed as a major failure, gratuitously violent or sexual, or cheesy in general.
"That is probably just another pseudoneme for Emerson LaSalle." Meaning: The name sounds fake.
"Oh man, I just got LaSalled" Meaning: Being shunned, or overlooked.
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a book of all words that should never be said 'less they be turned into a pervy comment
"wow that thing is BIG!" "omg! emersons dictionary!!"
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You do A three finger pull on the G spot while finishing your partner with Oral. Right at the climax you scream "Put a Dildo In My Ass"
50/50 if your partner does or doesn't.
He took a real gamble last night with the Dirty Emerson. I heard she actually put it in!
Baddest ass keyboard player, a founder of rock bands The Nice and Emerson, Lake and Palmer. He was first rock musician, who put keyboard in the forefront of the band, as leading instrument.
Keith was famous by his flamboyant stage acts, like stabbing organ keyboard with Nazi knife, or simulating fuck with his instrument . Often called "Hendrix of keyboards", for his epatage playing style. Committed suicide by shooting himself in the head.
Keith Emerson was Hendrix of keyboards! No, he was Kurt Cobain of keyboards.
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An Emerson ⭐️ Is an amazing girl who loves the lord. Often times an Emerson ⭐️ will have great hunting abilities from bow and arrow to fishing poles. While
Emerson ⭐️s are great at Hunting they also have a passion and love for animals like no their person or thing does. Emerson ⭐️ s are there for friends through good and bad and always cheer you up! If you ever meet an Emerson ⭐️ you’ll be very lucky to have such a great person to encounter with! #loveEmerson⭐️r
Person 1: Emerson ⭐️ Is so sweet isn’t she?
Person 2: Oh yes definitely! The sweetest person ever!!
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The winner of an informal beauty contest.
Emerson nice tits that she has. She's goin to win the Miss Emerson contest tonight.
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