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When you write computer code and forget that you wrote it (or can't tell between what you did & didn't write).
Bill: "Wow, I stayed up late last night coding, now I think I'm experiencing some kind of amnesia for code. Can you have a look?".
Paul: "Sure. The code looks fine to me, plus it runs. You experienced overnight evolution bro."
The 3 stages of a boner
Stage UNO: Domed= flacid
Stage DOS: Intermediate= almost there
Stage TRES: Saddleback= hard as a rock
Damn man, my grandma is helping get to Stage TRES in the Wood Evolution
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An elongated second toe used to climb trees, and hang by ones feet from balconies.
In women, useful in getting a better grip on their mates back. In males, useful for quickly climbing down from second floor windows when husbands roll in the front door.
More likely in chronic masturbators. An unnecessary accessory in the short and squat.
Also called "ape toe" or "frog toe."
Q. Why does she wear flip-flops all the time?
A. Her evolution toes are so long that she can't find shoes to fit.
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Dragonball Evolution the MUD is a text game based on the Dragonball theme. It's an unique game with offensive themes that most games won't use or even think about. This MUD was around before the Dragonball Evolution movie came out. So don't get this confused with the silly movie.
Dragonball Evolution was around before the movie.
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One's way of denying only enough reality to accept evolution but maintain religious beliefs.
When they discovered that evolution was undeniable, religious people got scared, but said to themselves; "Maybe creation is just a metaphor. I know, I'll invent theistic evolution so I'll be able to accept evolution and still believe in my magic sky fairy!"
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The random guy on the GameFaqs boards.Usally Friendly.Has a odd liking of Pie.
Evolution RKO619 says hi to Mathew1986,Emplaya,and Crossface
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The misconception about the theory of evolution that most creationists and evolution deniers espouse. This misconception comes from false information and ideas about the process of evolution.
Pokemon Evolution entails creatures giving birth to or morphing into entirely new species or iterations of a species over single or very few generations. Anyone who understands and has studied the theory of evolution at a basic level knows, this does not happen as mentioned.
Only certain species are capable of metamorphosis and it is a time and energy consuming process that does not change the original species into a new one. It is simply a maturation of the species (such as a nymph to a full fledged adult insect).
Creationist: I don't see monkeys turning into humans. My grandfather was not a chimp. Evolution is a lie.
Creationist 2: Yea, dogs aren't giving birth to cats and ducks. Checkmate, evolutionists.
Person with common sense: Ahh.. The "Pokemon Evolution" argument. Why don't you two pick up a book about evolution and stop watching cartoons.
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