excellent attack

A method of playing the game of In The Groove where the player attempts to get as many Excellents as possible instead of Fantastics.

I tried excellent attack on this song, so that's why I only have an A-.

excellent question

an excellent question is a question that is very excellent

What is an excellent question is a excellent question.

Piss Excellence

1. Being so excellent that your body must rid of the excess through easiest means. Can be used as an end-all to all arguments because you piss excellence, what do they got?

2. A slang term for getting piss-drunk on top notch alcohol.

(variations: pissed excellence, pissing excellence, piss e, pissed e, pissing e)

1. Monica: Bill, you ruined my dress.
Bill: Its okay, I piss excellence.
Monica: But, we'll get caught.
Bill: Its okay, I piss excellence.
(In this example, Bill can obviously do no wrong...)

2. Bill: Hillary, I don't want to wear this dress.
Hillary: This is what you get for getting caught. Besides, I piss excellence, put it on.
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3. Fred: Dude, last night I so pissed excellence. It was pimp. I was like a pimp.
Ted: Yeah, it was pimp.

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the excellent lizard

verb: (to give someone the "excellent lizard"): to suddenly discontinue a conversation, especially a phone conversation. Usually for a perfectly good reason, but also, less commonly, because one does not want to continue speaking with the person on the other end of the call.
Origin: OMG, an excellent lizard just ran by. I have to run get my camera. I'll call you back. (True.)

(Out of the blue in a conversation that to this point has been casual and relaxed) "Hey, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to give you the excellent lizard. A cop just pulled me over."

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Excel Poetry

(n.) the act of writing non-work-related content into a spreadsheet while at work, so as if to appear you're toiling away.

Veiled procrastination. Allows the Excel-poet to engage in confident eye contact whenever the boss walks by. Meanwhile, sweaty colleagues scramble to appear busy, mystified.

I have time to forge my definitions thanks to Excel Poetry.

Achieve excellence

Suicidality is used as A METAPHOR for this in the show about me.

Hym "The depressed teenager believes that people should be able to 'achieve excellence' and be lauded for it. Hmm... That's sounds familiar but that doesn't sound like me... Who does that sound like to you Iam?"

Chef Excellence

‘An Excellent Definition’
-Chef Excellence

‘An Excellent Example’
-Chef Excellence