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Licking a tree and expecting syrup

Licking a tree and expecting syrup is a saying that means putting in a very little amount of work and effort but expecting the fruit of your labour to be much greater than.

"I listened to my girlfriend talk about her day, so now she'll have to let me do anal."

"You are licking a tree and expecting syrup, man."

by penisshakes March 30, 2021

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We weren't expecting special forces

While playing Battlefront 2 Empire Story, during the humiliating wake of defeat via the Ewoks special imperial forces show up to assist the overwhelmed empire.

"We weren't expecting special forces... That's the point sergeant!"

by Plasma Phi November 7, 2023


expect a big entrance

expect someone having a big entrance. like arriving dramatically.

Expect a big entrance bud.

I can't wait to see it.

by lalalaokokok April 30, 2023


hAsian expectations

hAsian expectations, or highsian expectations, refers to the high expectations usually set on Asian's performances in various situations such as school and work.

- My Asian ancestors are not happy with my attempt at making sushi.
- Don't have such hAsian expectations on yourself!

by matiler April 13, 2018


Expectant

A person who expects to receive something, particularly high office.

Some committed themselves to the crown-wearer, while others focused on the expectant

by Arminkshipper June 19, 2024


Unrealistic expectations

Expectations that shouldn't be but are.

This rock band Solence has unrealistic expectations of their audience, they are daring the audience to come and beat them up. Not only does it not make sense to dare a bunch of people you never met (that you would otherwise have no problem with) and who have never met you (and would otherwise have no problem with you) to come and beat you up. The logistics of it alone for them to locate these guys based on what time they're going to be where and trying to pinpoint them even though the audience members trying to do all this stuff have to work the next day, it's an unrealistic expectation and the band knows it when they write lyrics like that. What kind of audience member has time to go find and beat up some band member they never met?

by The Original Agahnim November 10, 2021


The Expecters

The car behind you. When driving, someone is usually behind you. If they expect you to get out of the way for them, they are Expecters. They expect to get to the destination with no barriers. Expecters are also BMW driver, ambulences, police, fire briagade and old people. See example below.

The Expecters were behind me yesterday when i was rollin in my benzo - they had tier sirens on as well.

Those damn Expecters crashed into my car!

by Telstar5 May 17, 2006