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Someone who thinks they know everything about everything when really they're just annoying and don't know that much.
AKA know it all
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"Where'd you hear that?"
"Jes told me..."
"Yeah, she's the resident expert isn't she?..."
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A person who watches or reads news media stories about things like Police Use of Deadly Force and then proceeds to second guess the Use of Force, without having any expertise or legal understanding of how and when it gets applied.
The Couch Expert phenomenon also includes journalists, broadcasters and reporters who do not take the time to learn or understand when and why it’s applied and when it’s justified or not.
Judges constantly fight these “couch expert” urges when they instruct juries to ignore all media.
Since you’re such a Couch Expert why don’t you provide police officers your training on Use of Force
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An expert in the field of how dinosaurs got freaky.
"Man, ever wonder how dinosaurs had sex?" -Bobby
"I KNOW! I'm a sexosaurus expert!!" - Jimmy
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When one self-proclaims themselves an 'expert' or know-it-all on a said subject of a documentary or documentaries they have watched; when they never actually went to school to study or experience said subject.
Documentary Expert: "America was discovered in 1492 by Columbus, I have watched tons of documentaries on it."
Guy that actually knows something: "No you idiot, America was actually discovered over 400 years before Christopher Columbus even laid his eyes on it."
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1 - Expert systems is commonly used to replace words in a lame come-back to an insult.
2 - It can also be used to confuse a person after they give you a compliment
1- Stupidlittlefucker - "You stupid fag, you just ruined the game, why don't you just fuck off"
Phuzzletoff - "If by fuck off, you mean expert systems, then yes."
2 - Reallyhotchick - "Hey great game! You were really good"
Phuzzletoff - "If by really good, you mean expert systems, then that's disgusting! But I'm in."
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Somebody who does an internet search on a word, a religion, a person, etc., on Wikipedia and a few other sites at the top of the Google list and decides they know everything the need to in order to win their argument.
Person one: "Who, Jason just blistered me with his list of who are the best and worst American Presidents."
Person two: "Yesterday, he didn't know anything about them."
Person one: "Yeah, well, today, he's become an instant expert.
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1). A joke used to refer to persons claiming to be experts in the field of social media. The punch-line being that those with enough expertise in the field know it's an impossible field to be an expert of.
2). A self proclaimed title by carpetbaggers and snakeoil salesman to mesmerize unsuspecting people with their recipes of easy "1,2,3" success in Social Media.
1). That guy with hardly any social media experience will call himself an expert.
2). "Follow my EASY stepwise formula to Social Media dominance and SUCCESS!" shouts the Social Media Expert.
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