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I got squirt eyeball because my boyfriend was jacking off all over my face and it got all over my face and it got in my eyes so I got squirt eyeball
Squirt eyeball Is win your boyfriend is jacking off and some gets in your eye
a mans inability to keep his eyes from wandering towards a womans chest in order to reap the benefits of what her mammary glands offer, without actual physical contact. usually happens without the mans knowledge.
man: ah, damn it! i'm eyeball wandering again.
man 2: you need to stop, or you're gonna be labled as a pervert.
When one tries to shoot cum into another’s eye. If accomplished, they get a hole in one.
I played eyeball golf with her and got a hole in one.
To measure an object (including a liquid or drugs) by using your eyes.
I don’t have a scale for this gram, I’ll just have to eyeball twerk it.
When you teabag someone but your testes aren't shaved.
"Hey man, why did you stop talking to Mark?"
"He tried to give me a hairy eyeball."
The act of taking a boner to the eyeball
So I was blowing this guy and we were getting so into it that his boner popped out of my mouth and poked me in the eye. Third boner eyeball this week...
when your eyeball is wet
taste --> salty
can be black sometimes #emo
* Wanna drink my eyeball juice?
- idk bro wtf is eyeballjuice?
* brooooo you dont know what eyeballjuice is? (shocked face emoji) loser! (middle finger emoji) just drink the liquid!
-lemme drink ( drinks the eyeballjuice wetness shit)
*and?
- brooooooooooooooo... your eyeballjuice wetness is so good mmmm! can i buy your eyeball? pweaseeeeeeeeeee (that begging to be railed emoji)
* broooooo you can have it for free. (takes eyeball out of his head and gives it to him)
-thnx broooooooooooo
*np brooooooooooo