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The longer the fake eyelashes, the crazier the person.
The eyelash scale is the best predictor of upcoming drama.
Something that girls don't have
Boys were blessed with long eyelashes,
the girls can stick on the fake ones.
Tickling your partner's asscrack to the point where she can't take it anymore and shits everywhere
"Sorry my breath smells, I was eyelash pruning my mom last night"