FDS (Fortnite Dance Syndrome)

When you can’t stop fornite dancing because you’re too goddamn epic!!!

I was at a funeral and had to give a speech on behalf of my dead grandmother when suddenly I just started to whack out my finest fortnite dances! How epic! I probably have FDS (Fortnite Dance Syndrome)

FDS (First Dick Syndrome)

When a girl gets dick whipped and can't think about any other dick.

Yo, Rachel is back with her ex?? Even though he cheated on her?? Yes, bit she suffers from FDS (First Dick Syndrome)

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Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)

A spreading epedimeic for males ages 15-25. This tragic life altering FOON is caused by abstinence. The affects include but are not limited to the curvature of the male penis and shrinking of the male scrodum.

Can be prevented by: regular kinky monkey sex with dirty kinky sluts, eating out lots of pussies, and stimulating your shaft and anal canal simultaniously (@ the same time).

MOTO: get your groove on not your FOON on!

Racheal: "Let's have sex!"
Craig: "Yeee!"
Racheal: *pulls down craig's pants* "Eww is that shit a foon?!

Craig: "Yeah I have Fds (Foon Dick Syndrome)." *sad*
Racheal: "Lets fuck it back to normal!"

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Facebook Derangement Syndrome (FDS)

The all-consuming, incomprehensible rage old rich people get when talking how about much Facebook is worth because of how silly they think it is. Specifically applies to the very rich who might invest in it. The Wall Street Journal publishes front-page stories on Facebook stock price while it puts normal company prices in the back, which aggravates the disease.

My boss heard Facebook's janitor bought a new Ferrari and he jumped out the window. Facebook Derangement Syndrome (FDS) fatality number 489.

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FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS)

Falling Down Stairs Syndrome, or FDS, is an ailment that afflicts assclowns.

Symptoms:

Deliberate Foot-in-mouth, general clumsiness, social awkwardness, and boobery.

Secondary symptoms:

Flushed complexion, sweaty armpits, uncontrollable (and contagious) giggling.

Origins:
First diagnosed in a middle-aged man of Caucasian and Asian descent who was known to exhibit each feature of said syndrome without apparent threat to his regular physical health, despite the obvious detriment it had on his social state. Simply put, if one was to extrapolate the essence of how said Caucasian/Asian man carried out his existence, one would liken it to a human being falling down the stairs....constantly...at an extreme speed.

Hey Bro, you actually shouldn't laugh right at him because as far as we know there's no known cure for FALLING DOWN STAIRS SYNDROME (FDS); have some compassion.

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Something me and my friend do regularly on Discord. (FRIEND ME PLEASR EPALSPLEPALPDLEPALSPLESE TheEndCultist#6969 no seriously I got nitro and if that doesnt work then do TheEndCultist#5021)

Me:
fg fd gs dfg sd fgf dg
Friend:
spammmmm
yeeeeee
lsdla;sd
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d
dd
Me:
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asxg
adx
gx
opera gx
gag
ggxg
xxg
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FDS

Abbreviation for the phrase “for damn sure.” Never commonly used.

Ab: it’s tough living around all these Gen-Zrs
Mn: Ain’t that the truth.
Xy: Oh fds