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Felony in progress

When a black man dates or marries a non black woman.

Oh look, there is Toby and Debbie. A felony in progress!

by Hugh G. Rekshon June 16, 2011

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Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

by Bored Law Student October 8, 2008

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Felonious Chubby Chaser

The one member of every group of friends that secretly bags nothing but obese sexual partners unbeknownst to the group.

Elvin is the most classic example of a Felonious Chubby Chaser.

by DocHuskie March 14, 2008

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Felony Dick Fishin'

Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.

After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.

by Dick Dick McGee January 2, 2012

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Felonie

Felonie Fartinez = M3L@N!E M4RT!NยฃZ (TW) BELONGS BEHIND BARS

"Felonie tanked & porktals is a skip".

"Godlor outsold Felonie."
"Arigod outsold Felonie."
"Fadga outsold Felonie." (Yes, she did!)

by taawdaasd May 12, 2024


felonious criminal defendant

An indicted criminal defendant who is awaiting trial. See TRAITOR TRUMP.

Isnt that the TRAITOR TRUMP? You know the FELONIOUS CRIMINAL DEFENDANT who stole classified documents?

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 15, 2024


Felony

The offensive odor created by cheap bronzer, too much hairspray and an overly full adult diaper.

That guy's not only dangerous, but he reeks of Felony.

by Apply Liberally June 10, 2024