FML

A phrase used to ask an individual to 'feed my llama', commonly used in everyday slang with young teens to demonstrate the dominance of the llamas eating patterns.

Friend: omg I'm going away on holiday FML.
Danny DeVito: Yeah no problem

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FML

A left-wing biased website where liberals cry about things they disagree with. Oh, and it used to be a place where people vented when they had a bad day. FML

FML used to be good.

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What people say to show and brag about how fucked up their life is, which is always never critical/serious.

I farted in class.FML

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FML

Some people say it means Fix My Lighthouse, but the proper definition, usually used in games, is short for Fuck My Life.

-Whats wrong?
-Today someone kicked my new football over the fence on lunch, and i failed my maths quiz. FML!!!

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FML

metaphorically rape my life so it would die and i wouldnt have to take the regents

FMl i need a Twinkie

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FML

Funny Midget Lions

I saw some FMLs today.

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short for: Fuck My Life

I just totally dropped that pass. FML guys.

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