(Noun) someone with brown hair. A Fabio is someone who grew up in the jungle, so he knows how to communicate with animals. Most Fabio’s can read minds too.
(Guy doing homework in a tree)
Person: “that must be a fabio…”
one of the finest men to walk this earth. fabi wabi capri is so fine. I love me some fabi wabi
fabio is so fine. A very fine mexican man
A single Piece of feces or turd that is so big/long that it touches the water inside the toilet bowl while still being pushed out of your ass,anus or rectum.
Holy shit! I just shit out the biggest fabio ever!
A dickhead. Thinks he is better than anyone else when he really isn’t. Doesn’t know how to impress woman and makes every woman vomit when they see him. He is shy and often smokes weed. Thinks he is a Portuguese God. Only friend is is aircon. Not very smart.
Person 1: Wow I failed in life.
Person 2: Is your name Fabio?
A poop flinging Italian monkey who doesn't wash his hands.
Don't touch that monkey Fabio dear, you might get pink eye!
Fabio is a person who always farts
And is bare jarring
He teacher pet fam
And so annoying
He is snitch and tell on u
To teachers
Fabio is smelly
Fabio is so gay
I think Fabio is butters
that guy that sucks dick. hes so annyoing and shit, when ever you talk to him he acts gay
ewwwww, fabio