coochie farmer

A player, one who has sex with lots of girls.

Jesus, Dawn, stop fucking around with Kevin. He's obviously a coochie farmer.

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drama farmer

A person whom cultivates drama persistently and annoyingly. Typical harvesting tools used are blog sites such as live journal and my space.

dude, your gf is such a drama farmer.

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Farmer Five

Television channels available over an antenna. Traditionally in the USA these are NBC, ABC, CBS, Fox, and PBS, which were the only TV channels available out in the country prior to DirecTV.

- Did you see what happened on Breaking Bad?
- No, sorry, I only get the Farmer Five.

Lead Farmer

A farmer who is loaded to the brim with guns and ready to kick ass with them.

"You said you were a poppy seed farmer!"
*pulls out guns*
"I'M A LEAD FARMER, MOTHERFUCKER!"

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Farmer Vision

TV reception from airwaves. No cable, no satellite, no Internet TV.

That old dinosaur only has tech from the 70s. You won't believe it but he's only got farmer vision!

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rollo-farmered

v. To get together with friends for dinner and over-indulge in wine, resulting in an extreme hangover and a wasted day. It's basically synonomous with getting smashed in the context of a casual dinner with friends.

Dude, I got totally rollo-farmered last night. We had fat ribeyes and like 2 bottles of wine each. My head is killing me.

-or-

John: I can't make it to the game today.

Tim: Why not?

John: We went over to the Smith's last night and got rollo-farmered. Nancy can't get out of bed, so I have to watch the kids all day.

Tim: Bummer.

thot farmer

A person who cares deeply about women and their rights

Hey did you hear about Sam? He's a total thot farmer.