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"Hospital fast" is in reference to somebody who is going so fast, they're probably going to end up in the hospital if they eat shit or crash. Usually it's in reference to somebody who has very few safety precautions. I.E. driver with no seat belt, longboarder with no pads or helmet.
Holy haberdashery batman, that guy bombing is going hospital fast!
When one member of a couple (usually the girl) proposes an unnecessary temporary ban on any sort of physical contact.
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Marie: Marc, I think we should not make out for like a month.
Marc: Aw, girl, you're putting me in a sex fast?!?
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Roommate #1: Dude, why have you been so testy lately?
Roommate #2: Dude! I haven't gotten any love for like 2 weeks!
Roommate #1: Dude, why not?!?
Roommate #2: Dude, Lauren thinks it's a good idea to take a break from the touchy-feely for a while.
Roommate #3: HAHA! Sex Fast FTB!!!
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street code for methamphetamine.
"you want go fast?" hence its not said you want to go fast.
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A failed covert gun-running operation under the Obama administration and Eric Holder, which resulted in lost and missing assault weapons that ended up in the hands of Mexican criminals. Many Mexican citizens and a U.S. border patrol were subsequently murdered by criminals with these weapons.
Brushed off by leftists, moonbats, the Obama administration and Obamabots as another "fake" or "phony" scandal in their continued trend of failed leadership and not accepting responsibility for anything.
Maria and her son Ceasar were murdered by drug dealers in Mexico today. It was discovered that the weapons used in the murders were more of those from the failed Fast and Furious operation, tragically.
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"A white rage on go-fast, that was impossible; someone would get hurt or dead, and she'd have to bail him out or bury him."
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When a woman with a fatherless child tries to get a new guy to be the new father within a few weeks of dating. He's getting 'fast-laned' into a family he didn't start.
"Mikey's only been with her a month and the kid's calling him 'Dad'. I think he's getting fast-laned!"
A new measurement in speed and awesomeness ...Pretty much you combine Chuck Norris with Greased lighting!!!
When you take second place and your son say to ya" it's ok dad that guy was ABELSON FAST "!!!