Father

1.) The man who also gave you life

2.) The mother fucker who left for cigarettes over 15 years ago

1.)Oh I really love my father! He's always at every ballgame of mine!

2.) I haven't seen that bitch in 15 years. Guess he's getting some camel's

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Father

I don’t know, mines went to buy milk but didn’t come back when I was a baby , so I can’t finish this definition. So go ask yours oh wait he’s gone too, well good luck finding the definition that will be hard to find (aka: impossible)

Teacher: your mother and father had sex together to make you
Student: what’s a father

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Fatherism

Act of giving ones father Evils from any part of the room without his knowledge

Dad: Your not seeing your boyfriend on a school night
Daughter: -___-
Dad: wots wiv the fatherism twerp?

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father

a older member of your social group who has been, there done that + looks like it!

"i'm not sure what to do..."
"ask father, he's bound to know best!"

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Father

The one who fucking make your life meaningless
Also known as the torture machine just for you

Me:oh shit homework
Father:do it for ur own good
Me:no
Father:kfjehjdidhdbehdbdv(just some random things)

Me:I commit suicide

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Father

Someone most niggas don't have because he a dead beat or in jail

Teacher : "I'm calling your father

Student : " Who is he?...Shiii call him so.i can meet him!!"

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Father

One who upholds, one who sires, one who offers blessing and protection. Be it his Will.

Father of Joshua the conquerer. Bestower of simple wise Guidance.

Father or Mercy in the shadow of death.

Fathers, but I have been a Lone. I will call in the form of a mountain bike ride to the house is drawn up and down to say that I am going back home now.

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