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When a black man dates or marries a non black woman.
Oh look, there is Toby and Debbie. A felony in progress!
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Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend
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The one member of every group of friends that secretly bags nothing but obese sexual partners unbeknownst to the group.
Elvin is the most classic example of a Felonious Chubby Chaser.
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Verb: The act of, while being under arrest by the Po-lice, being cuffed in front, having to urinate, having to "fish" one's penis from one's pants.
After I was arrested, I had to piss, that asshole cop watched and laughed at me while I was "Felony Dick Fishin'" for five minutes in front of the urinal.
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An act that is both swag, and felonious.
Person 1: Hey! That's my watch!
Person 2: Sorry, this is a swag felony
Person 2: Swag😔
When someone shits in a public restroom and leaves the scene without flushing the poop.
Me: I'm telling you man, I really needed to take a shit while on break and I saw that someone committed a Shit and Run Felony in the second stall.
A heavy guarded, concrete compound where criminals and lames are ordered to attend after breaking the law and to ruminate on the many failures of their schemes and/or heists. Slang term for prison.
Mom told me my Dad is attending Felony Camp after burglarizing the Quik-E Mart down the street.