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The statement that this Eternal Ferret, who does not have his own web dominion, has bested our lord limecat is nothing but heresy.
The battle was caught on video tape. The ferret was immediately distracted by something shiny, as they often are. Limecat swiped, and it was all over in an instant.
Eternal Ferret is dead. Long live Limecat!
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1) (noun) one who manages to sneak in a bout of anal sex, despite their partner's protests.
2) (noun) the act of exploring every crevice in the anus as possible, much like a ferret inside a hollowed tree.
Dan managed to be an anal ferret and squeeze in a few rounds of rampant ass ramming.
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The act of penetrative sex between male/female. The female's genitalia is known as the 'Ferret' and the male's is the 'Feeder'.
Must be feed until full.
Johnny: "Dude, did you feed the Ferret at Cindy's last night" ?
Phil: "fuck yeah I did"
A cotch ferret refers to a person (the cotcher)
a cotch ferret is a person who like many of us, feels the need to be comfortable everywhere they go, and regularly snuggles up in other peoples beds without prior invite.
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A practice employed by British South Eastern Farmers for several centuries. The act itself involves stimulating the nether regions of a ferret, so that said ferret can de-stress and continue to ward off evil spirits. Obviously it goes without saying that the farmers didn't mind either.
Daves wife could tell from the wet patch on his lap that he'd been vigourously ferret fiddling, cripes!
utterly mental or possibly furious to the point of no control
'What do I think of George W.? - Mad as a bag of ferrets!'
'Then he told me I was feeble - man, I was mad as a bag of ferrets!'
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A term used to describe a homosexual.
"I say James old chap, your friend over there looks like a right old Chutney Ferret"
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