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I MUST FERTILIZE

a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.

*see's solar flare from pvz*

dan: dude dont say it...

slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sl00shi October 4, 2023


Fertilize the clock

The same as milk (or milking) the clock,
but while you are staying on the clock beyond the end of your shift you are in the bathroom taking a long dump.

Are you going home right away?

No that burrito I had for lunch is talking to me.

I think I am going to stay for a bit and fertilize the clock.

by MechisX October 17, 2016


Fertile

When you are extremely horny and willing to have copious amounts of sex.

Bro I’m so fertile right now!

by FertileMike August 14, 2021


fertile

the act of being cool or epic.

usually used as a compliment to burl and bret but don’t forget kitty erna.

What’s up man, i hope u have a fertile day.”
the man was fertile

by jdawgholdingalog March 28, 2022


Fertile

Slang for "Cool" especially in reference to a person.

Damn, did you see Castaway? Tom Hanks is so fertile!

by TomHanksLuvr April 19, 2024


In Vitro Fertilization

Conservatives are coming after it but fret not...

Hym "In Vitro Fertilization maybbe a risk... BUUUUT... I'm still willing to breed all of the lesbians... Well, SOME of the lesbians. I mean, I'm ethnically diverse and I literally created A.I. at a whim because a lesbian DIDN'T let me breed her so... There literally won't ever be a better option."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2024


babylonian fertility goddess

an instant panty dropper, only the upper echelon of onlyfans subscribers are capable of pulling this one off, you come off like a mysterious bad boy daddy deluxe and the girls can't get enough of your monster

Woman: My onlyfans is 30% off and I make artsy short films I'm unique

Jock: OH baby~ I want your Babylonian Body for myself I will donate 200 dollars to you my queen
Babylonian Fertility Goddess: Oh ho ho! How scrumptious, I tip my fedora to you my delightful king

by Gasstationtweaker July 22, 2023