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I MUST FERTILIZE

a phrase also said by a certain man, expressing the urge to "fertilize" and or have intercourse with someone, mostly being plant females and males.

*see's solar flare from pvz*

dan: dude dont say it...

slooshi: "i MUST FERTILIZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Sl00shi October 4, 2023


the rag fertilizer

a cool word to describe a super horny chronic masturbator.

The rag fertilizer Nathaniel lets go of all his anger and frustration with a good quick wanking while thinking of his long lost boy toy.

by nates small weiner August 10, 2010


Fertile

When you are extremely horny and willing to have copious amounts of sex.

Bro I’m so fertile right now!

by FertileMike August 14, 2021


fertile

the act of being cool or epic.

usually used as a compliment to burl and bret but don’t forget kitty erna.

What’s up man, i hope u have a fertile day.”
the man was fertile

by jdawgholdingalog March 28, 2022


Fertile

Slang for "Cool" especially in reference to a person.

Damn, did you see Castaway? Tom Hanks is so fertile!

by TomHanksLuvr April 19, 2024


In Vitro Fertilization

Conservatives are coming after it but fret not...

Hym "In Vitro Fertilization maybbe a risk... BUUUUT... I'm still willing to breed all of the lesbians... Well, SOME of the lesbians. I mean, I'm ethnically diverse and I literally created A.I. at a whim because a lesbian DIDN'T let me breed her so... There literally won't ever be a better option."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2024


fertilized butter

Either when you find something greasy, slimy, or buttery on the ground, covered in dust and dirt. Or when you slip for a far distance or a long time continuously.

"That kid over there just slipped on fertilized butter!"

by Quinsar_73 April 29, 2016