Finlandization

Finlandization (Finnish: suomettuminen) is the process by which one powerful country makes a smaller neighboring country abide by the former's foreign policy rules, while allowing it to keep its nominal independence and its own political system. The term means "to become like Finland" referring to the influence of the Soviet Union on Finland's policies during the Cold War.

"By 1981, the Soviets were rushing toward what some characterized as the ‘Finlandization’ of Western Europe."

Finland MN

A tiny town in Minnesota an hour north of Duluth. Quite a few drunk people live here. Celebrates st. Urhos day instead of st. Patrick day because of grasshoppers or some shit.

Person 1: Hey, you ever been to Finland?
Person 2: The country? No.
Person 1: No! Finland MN! A tiny town in the middle of the woods!
Person 2: Why would I have been there?
Person 1: (Kicks person 2 then runs away rapidly).

Go to Helsinki, Finland

Euphemism for "go to hell"

Alice: I put the toilet paper on the other way around just to be annoying

Bob: Go to Helsinki, Finland!