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Finnish Drive-by

The act of gunmen on skis assaulting a group while passing by at high speed, typically with submachine guns, derived from the success of Finnish forces on skis using guerilla tactics against the Soviets in the Winter War and WWII

If Chad doesn’t stop cutting me in line at the express lift I might have get the boys to hit him with a Finnish Drive-by, you feel me.

by fartlove99 January 27, 2021


Finnish school

Schools in Finland are the best schools. They allow mental health breaks, shorter school time, and have better graduation rates than almost any other country.

Finnish Person: I used to go to the best school.
Danish Person: Let me guess, a Finnish school.

by a guy named Hashbrown April 13, 2022


finnish summer

That time of the year when nobody really has any expectations for good weather.

Finnish summer is really great like in this passage from the Bible:

"Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made.”

by whoever I may be May 27, 2019


Finnish citizen

A Finnish Citizen is a man who loves fucking deers while drinking absolut Vodka meanwhile he is shooting russians on the border

Dang, that dude is a finnish Citizen

by A random Finn December 1, 2019


Finnish

you misspelled finish dumbass

"Yeah dude and I finnished on her face"
"bro it's finished"
"Oh alright, I finished on her face last night"

by p3eb0 April 20, 2021


finnish whistler

The act of making a whistling noise while sucking in air through one's anus.

Duuuuude! I was hanging with Brad last night and he did the finnish whistler!

by cosmic_koosh April 29, 2016


Finnish Finish

When you cum you spill your load into a snow cone and slam it in your girls mouth with your Johnson like a Finnish KP-m/44 submachine gun bolt.

“Hey did you hang out with Jessica last night?”
“Yeah, we boned and I gave her the ol’ Finnish Finish.”

by TheAnimalMother912 November 20, 2020