first fail

First fail is when a person posting a comment on a website posts the word "first", but actually misses first place because someone else posts a more meaningful comment a split second before them.

Blog Comments:
someperson: nice blog. thanks for the post, very informative.
firstfailperson: FIRST!!!!!!!!!
anotherperson: lol, first fail.

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FIRST! NOOBS!

A winning line in the internet world, especially on Omghumor.

FIRST! NOOBS!

The First Order

Introduced in Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens, the First Order is a militaristic regime that is dedicated to wipe out the loathsome Resistance. The Order is led by Supreme Leader Snoke and is commanded by Kylo Ren, Captain Phasma, and General Hux.

The First Order is gonna rek the Resistance #rekt

First Love

The first person you truely fall in love with. You now have your own belief of what love is that was not there before. They mean as much to you as your family and you would do anything for this person, even sacrificing your life for the sake of theirs. No matter what the sercumstances you wish them to be happy even when your not included in their happiness, which is what true love is.

There will always be a special place in the heart for one's first love.

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first basing

The verb form of first base (which means French kissing or making out), "first basing" someone is kissing them passionately or making out with them. Used to great effect by Strong Sad of Homestar Runner fame when speaking to his brother Strong Bad, spied kissing a piece of paper.

Uh, Strong Bad, were you just first basing it with that piece of loose leaf?

I went to go ask my brother a question and caught him totally first basing his study buddy.

I was so drunk last week that I ended up first basing my friend's girl.

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first asshole

a person who leaves a comment on something on the internet but leaves no more than ''first comment''

COMMENT BOX:

asshole123: first comment! i win!

999satan666: first asshole!

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First Ejaculation

The one orgasm you spend your entire life trying to get back.

Damn I remember my first ejaculation it was so intense I almost passed out.

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