When you dirreah onto someone’s back and proceoto take a shit onto the waterfall and the shit flows down her back.
Hoe: Wanna try something new? TeHe ;)
Weird ass dude: How about an Alabama log flume?
Hoe: What’s that?
Weird ass dude: Magic!
Hoe: Let’s do it!
When you poop in a river and paddle away from the fecal matter. But then you fall out of the raft and catch the shit on your face
I ended my marriage because my wife was struck with a Washington log flume.
Cum In a girls arse then she shits and the poo flies out like a log flume
Jess: Mark I can't wait for you to log flume me
Snot flume: the vertical depression between the base of the nose; at the septum, and the Cupid's bow of the upper lip. Generally noticeable by the parallel Philtral ridges.
"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."
"Robert's epic handlebar mustache hides the fact that he is very self conscious of his equally epic snot flume."