vibrating flute

When your having anal sex and your partner farts in your urethra resulting in a “vibrating flute”.

That’s my personal definition.

Hey bro I was banging this girl in the butt and she farted and gave me a vibrating flute

Louisville Flute

When a flexible man performs fellatio on himself. Typically a man from Louisville, KY that is REALLY into yoga.

His “date” was a bust so he we went home and played the Louisville Flute, apparently he’s quite the flautist.

skin flute

A skin flute is a very special, but not very unique type of flute commonly referred to as a PENIS. Someone who plays the skin flute sucks a lot of cock

Man, that Thomas kid sure spends a lot of time playing his buddy's skin flute

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Sloot flute

An imaginary flute that, when played, signals the presence of one or more "sloots" (sluty women) in the vicinity. While playing the imaginary flute you may make the sound "Sloo-ta-loo" to let others know there are sloots in the area.

"dude, last night the sloot flutes were playing loud and proud!"
"Sloo-ta-loo!"

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Playing the flute

When there are holes in the blunt and one must use their fingers to cover them up for a good hit.

Damn Chris, I’m over here playing the flute because you put holes in the blunt while rolling it.

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bird flute

a tiny penis, so small a song bird can use it to play a song

that guy has a bird flute.

leather flute

Due to being of a similar shape, a penis is referred to as a "leather flute"

Bob: "Sandy is such a good musician, she was playing the leather flute all night long."

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