foof tube

A foof tube is a device made from scented dryer sheets, a cardboard tube, and a rubber band. It is used to mask the smell of smoke, usually marijuana.

To make: Rubber band one dryer sheet to an end of the tube, and stuff the tube with the rest of the sheets. Smoke passing through this tube will smell laundry fresh!

Also known as a blow tube.

"Man, smoking in my parents' basement can be sketch, but I use a foof tube and they're none the wiser!"

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Foof

Verb.
FOOF: Flip Off Old People
An acronym that means to flip off or give the middle finger to elderly people.

An activity invented in B.C. Canada by Kenny Phoenix and his friend Dustin. "Organized Sport" status pending.

Dustin and Kenny went foofing in White Rock.

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felch a foof

The art of catching semen (or other bodily fluids) out of the air after a women foofs (a.k.a fart). A rare form of felching, usually performed by expert felchers.

Kelly: Man, you just totally packed my ass and deposited a bunch of cum in my rectum.
George: Yea, I sure did. Do you have a foof ready for me?
Kelly: One foof coming up.
George: Ok, I am ready to felch a foof. Thanks babe.

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foof monger

a man over 30 who sniffs little girls bicycle seats

after little debbie rode to her grandmas house, her grandpa snuck out the backdoor to do his foof monger deeds.

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foof

another word for farout

you:oi man ma fish just died
me: foof man, im so sorry

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foof poof

A nicer way to say Cunt Punt.

I foof poof’d her so hard she quief’d cunt nuggets.

Foof

The action of something zooming or flying through the air, or just nothing

WOW!!!!!!! Did you just see that plane in the sky?!?!?!?!?!? Holy shit! It was just like FOOF!!

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