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To die in a helicopter crash, or other unsafe vehicle with useless safety protocol. With or without knowing that is a serious possibility when taking flight in a metal can made airborne by giant samurai swords of death and really useless emergency protocols when a crash is imminent. ALWAYS check that your chopper has the proper "Oh Shit!" handles located in convenient, easy to access locations. Personally, I believe they do actually help. Not as much as prayer though of course.
Man that movie star died in a unpredictable Kobe last night!
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The best basketball player in the universe.
Most powerful Los Angeles professional athlete of all time.
"Oh shit, Kobe just went baseline and smashed down a reverse tomahawk in T-Wack's face."
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The name of the best Los Angeles Laker of all time. Yes he was accussed of raping that money hungry woman in Colorado, but he is still the most talented player in the NBA today
Kobe Bryant is the greatest Los Angeles Laker of all time
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An act in which the male ejaculates his sperm into the female's mouth as he fades away, much like Kobe Bryant fades away on a jumper. Most often done while yelling "Kobe!"
1: You jizz in her eyes last night?
2: Yea bro. Totally Kobe'd that bitch.
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Something white people say when throwing a paper ball into a trash can
OOOOooooooOOOO! AAAAWWWW! KOBE!
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1. The most amazing and talented person on your team or in your group. No sporting event is even attempted if a Kobe is absent. The level of chicks you meet instantly goes up if you have kobe as a friend.
2. The person you know who demands you work harder than you ever have in your life and treats you like crap if he thinks you're slacking.
1. We would've KILLED that team but they have a Kobe. Nobody could stop him.
2. You: Puking after a 10 mile run.
Kobe: stop puking bitch, we got 10 more miles!
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