Sparta

A sexual act inspired by the hit movie, 300. During anal sex, when the man pulls out quickly, then shouts “THIS…IS…SPAAAAAAAAARTA” as he thrusts violently back into his girlfriend (Bones Points if he banana peels the condom).

Guy: dude, did you hear about Joe? He’s fucking Leonidas; He Sparta’d his girlfriend last night!
Girl: No way!

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This is Sparta!

One of those overused and very unfunny phrases taken from a mediocre movie that all the little kiddies and "broskies" love.

Upon yelling this phrase, in a poorly attempted 'gruff man-voice', everyone in the vicinity is quickly alerted to your high levels immaturity and unoriginality. As well as how annoying you are.

12 year-old #1: THIS IS SPARTA!!!

Anyone else: Shut the fuck up...

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sparta

(adj)

used to describe something that is way beyond cool, awesome, or bitchin.

"Yo, have you seen Madden '09? That shit is so sparta."

"Last nite was fuckin sparta tho! We gota do that again asap."

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Sparta

Everyone shut up about Sparta. Vernons better cuz it's dirty.

Sparta sucks. I hate living in Sparta. As soon as mom and Dad kick me out, i'll be lost and on my ass.

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sparta kick

1. The act of kicking someone in the chest after they incorrectly identify something with an "a" at the end.

2. Kicking someone in the chest.

Both derived from the famed scene in 300

1-
Person A: Aww, I see you're playing a xylophone.
Person B: THIS IS MARIMBAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

2-
Dude did you see that UFC fight? That guy just totally got sparta kicked.

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for the glory of sparta

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you. Very much like because you touch yourself at night, only more versatile and elegant.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?

Dad: For the glory of Sparta.

Sparta Kick

A kick usually performed by lifting ones leg to chest level and pushing forward with intention to kill.

"Madness?" "This is SPARTA!!!" *Kicks someone into a hole*

Gannondorf can perform this action in Super Smash Bros. Brawl for the Nintendo Wii system by pressing forward and A with the Gamecube controller or forward and 2 with the wii remote held sideways.

"Ima Sparta Kick someone"

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