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A british chap working for Rooster Teeth, and creator of The Slow Mo Guys. Also goes by his codename "Vav".
He is perhaps best known for his invention of new words, and his facination with hypothetical questions. Gavin is often made fun of because of his occasional odd statements, and has been called the Karl Pilkington of Rooster Teeth.
Below is a list of famous Gavin Free quotes:
"I was just typing, and in the middle of the sentence I forgot how to read and write"
"People like grapes"
"Tease it!"
"I'm getting right minged off"
"All of a sudden, I’m strapped to a stretcher that’s being like wheeled out the back of an ambulance, and I was like ‘What am I doing? How did I get in this situation?’. I just agree to stuff, it’s weird."
"MARK NUUUUUUTT!"
"Would you have sexual intercourse with a fleshlight that was your face with an open mouth?"
"What happens is, you do something good, but your brain doesn’t remember the thing that you did. And my brain is just rejecting all of this."
"You know if you say ‘beer can’ in an English accent, it’s ‘bacon’ in Jamaican."
"Why does internet have to come from Earth? Why don’t they have Mars internet?"
"I once got hit in the balls with a frozen egg"
"I don’t read the news or pay attention to current events. Knowledge is hassle."
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The name appointed to the combination of the three main characters of the TV show Supernatural, Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester and the angel Castiel.
Dean: This is it.
Sam: This is what?
Dean: Team Free Will. One ex-blood junkie, one dropout with 6 bucks to his name, and Mr. Comatose over there. Awesome.
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what idiots use to get free items on roblox
dude 1: /E FREE WORKED
dude 2: SHUT UP IDIOT
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A game mode that is featured on most of the first person shooter games. Sometimes called "Deathmatch". In this type of game, you fight against everyone others. Compared to Last man standing, free for all has unlimited respawn.
In CoD4 MW, shipment is the best map for free for all game mode.
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A free feel is what you allow your b.f. is he's been very nice and understanding with you.
Well, Jim listened to my lengthy tale of woe; so I undid my bra under my sweater and let him comfort me with a free feel.
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The free rental is a scam which makes use of the loose return policies of corporate retail entities.
While many people complain about the presence of monolithic turd factories such as Wal-Mart in their otherwise decent neighborhoods, they often fail to realize that these establishments can also be quite useful in certain situations.
To get a free rental, simply save your receipt after making any non-perishable item purchase from a retail giant. Make note of the time frame within which you are allowed to enjoy your purchase (this information is usually printed on your receipt) and then take it back for a cash refund prior to the expiration for that time period.
For example, the time limit for returns at Wal-Mart is 90 days, so one must return the item within that time to successfully complete the free rental.
It is also noteworthy that while Wal-Mart WILL accept returns without a receipt, the purchaser must allow their state-issued identification to be photocopied when this transaction takes place. Wal-Mart's corporate policy currently dictates that a maximum of 3 of these receipt-less transactions be allowed per person each year. Of course, this policy can easily be bypassed by any person who has access to fraudulent forms of identification, and/or a borrowed ID.
My mom couldn't afford to buy an air conditioner for her blazing hot, shitty apartment, so she rolled down to Fail-Mart to pick up a free rental window unit for the summer months. When the weather cools off, she'll probably return the AC unit and buy herself a nice warm coat from the same store. Oh wait, did I say 'BUY'? Silly me, I meant to say she'll get a FREE RENTAL!
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A term used by NATO and U.S. military branches to denote the order that weapons may be fired at targets that are not positively identified as friendly. In other words, troops may fire at targets that are potential enemies but haven't been confirmed as enemies.
This is different than Weapons Tight, which means that weapons may only be fired at targets confirmed as hostile, and Weapons Hold, which means that weapons may only be fired at targets when under attack.
SGT: Sir, we have two vehicles approaching our position and they have not followed our orders to stop.
Commander: Weapons Free.
SGT: Roger that, Weapons Free.