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Term used to describe a freshman, either in high school or college, who becomes sexually promiscuous in order to try to gain the acceptance of the upperclassmen. In reality, they will just become known as the school skank, and no one will want to associate with them except guys who just want to use them for sex.
Freshman #1: What has been up with Kelly lately? She's been throwing herself at all these seniors.
Freshman #2: It's really pathetic, she's becoming freshman flesh just so she can fit in.
Senior Guy #1: Hey, who's that chick over there in the booty shorts?
Senior Guy #2: That's the new freshman flesh, I've heard she'll have sex with any upperclassman.
Upper-classmen, typically in highschool or recently graduated, who go to parties and events with intent to "pick up" young, freshman girls. Usually willing to drive around and/or supply drugs and alcohol.
Leland: Who the fuck invited these freshman hunters?
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Noun.
The freshman college girl who fiends for the cock and a big party Monday through Sunday. Typically receives poor grades first semester. An easy lay.
Dave - "Hey man, did you meet any chicks at that party last night?"
Scott - "Yeah man! I got laid by some freshman fuckbag. Hopefully I don't test positive for anything..."
Dave - "Gross, man."
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During their first few weekends at college, freshmen will flock together in large packs (often as many as 10-20 people) and walk for miles desperately seeking parties and/or booze. We know we all did it, but it's still really funny to see.
- fifteen drunk and frightened-looking students walk by -
Ben: Check out the size of that freshman herd.
Donna: Hey, freshmen! You guys lost?
- Donna is joking, but they really are lost and are too embarrassed to ask for directions -
The point of the first year of highschool in which new students, unacustomed to new highschool curriculum, slack on their responsibility and fail to complete assignments on time, as well as miserably fail their classes. In essence, they fuck up, or in lighter terms, they fall into a large series of mistakes and irreversibly lower their grade point average.
dont go thru freshman fuckup. it really fucks you up.
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A school filled with pathetic kids where everyone does drugs and thinks there cool. The "popular kids" are emo and everyone thinks they're thugs. Everyone wants to commit suicide. At least one person kills themselves every year from going to this school. We only have fucking diet drinks in the cafeteria because of this fat fuck Michelle Obama. This school rose from hell. Nobody wants to go here. Nobody dates anyone there own age. The wifi sucks ass and they block every social media. Everyone has the wifi password though so suck it. Last but not least, this is the school where Klip Fresh was born.
Where are you going to school at?
Blue Springs freshman center.
Kill yourself.
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A condition in which students usually freshman haven't yet learned how to use their lockers and carry around all their books in their backpack making them (the backpacks) stretch to breaking point.
kid 1- I have like all my books in my bag
kid 2- ha! you have freshman backpack!
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