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To accidentally eat someones ice-cream right in front of their face.
"Oi, what on earth are you playing at?" said the angry Vicar.
"I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to do that. It was a Freudian Lick!" said the red-faced Donkey herder.
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A person who, unwittingly, can't talk about underwear without getting overly graphical.
"His thong keeps sticking up the crack of my arse!"
"Oh-uh, Freudian Slut!"
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When your spellchecker writes what your subconscious mind is thinking.
Person 1: "Sure, I'd love to cock with you."
Person 1: "Cook! I meant cook!"
Person 2: "That was definitely a Freudian autocorrect."
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Synonymous with a bowel movement. Commonly used by students after a semester of introductory psychology.
Sorry i took so long . I had the wildest freudian slip in there and it dirtied up the stall. Check please!
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Is a play on the expression Freudian slip or a verbal mistake that is thought to reveal an unconscious belief, thought, or emotion. A “freudian miss-click” refers to the same phenomenon occurring during a text based conversation such as texting, instant messaging or an email exchange when a word is substituted from the unconscious mind in place of the intended penis.
Zoë: What the hell happened with your definition here? I was following just fine until you suddenly started talking about penises.
Gideous: I know, it’s so embarrassing. The thing is, it’s been a while, you know? I’m trying to focus on my lexicography but I really need to get laid – must have been a Freudian miss-click.
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happens when your smartphone autocorrects a statement in a manner that reveals a freudian slip.
A freudian slip is a slip of the tongue that is said to reveal a suppressed thought
(text)
Joe: Hey man, you coming over tonight
Matt: Yea man, once I get done humping my mom.
Joe: ?!?!?!?!
Matt: HELPING! Damn you auto-correct!
Joe: Freudian auto-correct?
When spell check changes your word to the wrong word, but the wrong word is actually more appropriate.
I meant to text my friend that she should go to the U2 concert with me because it would be a "great" time. Spell check changed it to "grey" time. That Freudian Spell Check is pretty smart.
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