Tastes like fruit loops

A phrase used to describe an alcoholic beverage that does not taste alcoholic.

Matthew: "So what's your favorite drink?"

Forrest: "Caribou Lou baby! It tastes like fruit loops and hits like a truck!"

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Two Snaps and a Fruit Loop

Confusing ghetto term for telling someone they like their wall post on Facebook.

*While on Facebook*

Ghetto Gurl 1: Mah weave be itchin'

Ghetto Gurl 2: Two Snaps and a Fruit Loop!

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Fruit The Loop

When a spunks all over a girl's all and creates a white ring of death (similar to the xbox red ring of death) that must then be cleaned, licked off or removed by a Henry hoover.

This can result in: Rashes, Divorce, Aids etc, any STD really. Depends who last shoved the vacuum up their private parts.

Bruce: Hey man i totally fruited my girls loop last night
Simp: Yo man, not cool, she deserves respect! Not a cheap Fruit The Loop
Bruce: But that shit was lit yo, never felt like such a Bob Ross with my splooge

Fruit Looped

The state of being tipsy or drunk, specifically off of a tropical or beach drink.

I got fruit looped on Mojitos and Pina Coladas last weekend.

Fruit Loop Dingus

An insult used by idiots.

Ex:
Thomas: "You're a Fruit Loop Dingus!"
Jared: "Shut up, loser."

Fruit-Loop Freak-Out

A fruit loop freak out is a category 5 freak out by a person who ia mentally unstable. Typically, a fruit-loop freak-out involves screaming, crying, threatening, and periodically stopping to screech "WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY FRUIT LOOPS?!?"

We all love fruit loops, but not so much as a fruit-loop freaker

He destroyed the house in a Fruit-Loop Freak-Out

Fruits Your Loops

If something Fruits your loops it makes you feel good, happy, or content.

Do whatever makes you happy, whatever Fruits Your Loops!