Tastes like fruit loops

A phrase used to describe an alcoholic beverage that does not taste alcoholic.

Matthew: "So what's your favorite drink?"

Forrest: "Caribou Lou baby! It tastes like fruit loops and hits like a truck!"

Two Snaps and a Fruit Loop

Confusing ghetto term for telling someone they like their wall post on Facebook.

*While on Facebook*

Ghetto Gurl 1: Mah weave be itchin'

Ghetto Gurl 2: Two Snaps and a Fruit Loop!

Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops

Poop Flavoured Fruit Loops.

As I reached my home, the air suddenly sent a chill down my spine. I saw my wife, using another mans Dark Souls Rod while eating Poop Flavoured Woolworths Fruit Loops.

Fruit The Loop

When a spunks all over a girl's all and creates a white ring of death (similar to the xbox red ring of death) that must then be cleaned, licked off or removed by a Henry hoover.

This can result in: Rashes, Divorce, Aids etc, any STD really. Depends who last shoved the vacuum up their private parts.

Bruce: Hey man i totally fruited my girls loop last night
Simp: Yo man, not cool, she deserves respect! Not a cheap Fruit The Loop
Bruce: But that shit was lit yo, never felt like such a Bob Ross with my splooge

fruit loop

used to describe someone or insult someone weird/odd/stupid/slow etc.

"your a fucking fruit loop"

"she's a real fruit loop"

Fruit Loop

A derogatory term for a person who is gay

'That guy is such a fruit loop'

FRUIT LOOP

mason burris from hampstead north carolina. scared of his own nut & is lonlwy as fuck. he thinks bug exterminator is the shit.

have you heard of mason burris ?

yes he's a "fruit loop"