The moment when your girlfriend/bf calls you when ur fucking their dad
Phone wrings:
You: YEs
Gf/Bf: what are you doing???
You Fucking ur fuckie dad fuck shit bitch cunt
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Something your mom says when she's driving.
"Fuck you you stupid fucking cunt, You FUCKING WHORE" you mom says.
"Mum stop yelling"
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Shut up you stupid fucking slutfaced whore-bag cunt!
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The main lyrics to a Family Reunion, song by blink 182, originally created by George Carlin in his "7 dirty words you can't say on TV": Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits. Fart, turd and twat were added years later. George Carlin rules.
George Carlin: And the words, you know the seven don't you? Shit Piss Fuck Cunt Cocksucker Motherfucker and Tits huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.(shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat)
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the best song in the world. sang by blink 182
i said shit piss fuck cunt cock sucker motherfucker tits fart turd and twat
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when you get really pissed off at someone and put swear words together to make an insult that doesn't make much sense
dickhead: oi! i slept with your mum last night
you: fucking motherfucking shit dick cunt fuck face!
dickhead: what?
you: never mind
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George Carlin's list of 7 words that you cannot say on television!
Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, mother fucker, tits, fart, turd, and twat!
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