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A particularly poetic way of telling someone to give you a blowjob. The "liplock" in this case refers to the manner in which the recipient of this term will wrap their lips around your "fuck stick", which is a fancy term for your penis.
The recipient of this term will be so impressed by your verbal prowess that they will not be offended. This allows you and your friends to snigger openly at this person's stupidity without fear of rebuttal.
Teacher: "Could you show me your homework?"
Student: "Could you take a flying liplock to my fuck stick?"
Teacher: "Haha you little scamp. What vocabulary you have!"
Student and friends: "Snigger snigger snigger"
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sux the fat end of my fuck stick
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A statement of contempt aimed at a highly loathed individual.
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And what is your study on an analogous topic going to accomplish other than your own aggrandizement, shit-for-brains? HA! *Long term he says! Ha!
Hym "Yeah, hey, I think you're deflecting to 2nd order motivational principles to detract from a pretty egregious violation of civil liberties in the vein of that E'carceration book. But what I've done is write something people are actually going to read and what I wrote isn't a derivative re-hashing of the same work-salesman talking points. I imagine this is intended to be analogous to a school shooting but that shit is YOUR fault, collectively. That's you not knowing when to let shit go. And if you would have let the trams shit go when I told you to, you'd have 7 extra Catholic kids running around WOULDN'T YOU MATT? And I'm not a fraud. People expect me to be bombastic or something but none of the characters based on me are that. Almost all of them are dispassionate or aloof. Which I am. Is being good at gas station work concordant with virtue? No. And everything I said was happening is happening. I don't know what you expect me to be but I guarantee you're going to expect (deliberately) something you know I'm not so you can cry fraud. But ONKY because I called your favorite psychologist a charlatan. Perpetual uno reverse out of spite but you can't actually think well enough to do anything else. That and YOU'RE the one watching it fuck-stick
To have to balance on a stick while having sexual relations with someone you would rather not have sexual relations. This usually ends with an accident of the stick rampaging the anus.
Well,” fuck on a stick” that sounds like a difficult concern of yours.
when a girl turns transgender and now has a dick
look at the size of that girls fuck stick
Huge penis, that has several disseases
I had sex with jess, and i went to the doctor's because of his Dirty fuck stick