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Fuck is pretty fucking versatile. It can be used as

An intransitive verb: "Lets Fuck."
A transitive verb: "How did you fuck that up?
An adjective: "That's Fucked."
An adverb: "You are fucking beautiful."
A noun: "I don't give a fuck."
A pronoun: "What did that fuck say about me?"
A reflexive pronoun: "Bob did that all by his fucking self."

It also has a wide variety of meanings:
To become intoxicated: "After work, I'm going to the bar to get fucked up."
To be taken advantage of: "They fucked me on that deal."
To have sex: "Bob fucked Sally."
To perform poorly at a task: "He tried to change the tire, but he fucked it up."
To assault someone: "Then Jim pulled out a baseball bat and fucked him up."
To go away: "Fuck off."
A small amount: "I don't give a fuck."
A large amount: "He made a fuckload of money on that IPO and is living it up."
To spend time wastefully: "Stop fucking around and get to work."
To be broken: "I spilled a beer on my laptop and its completely fucked."
A thing: "Hand me that fucker over there."
A contemptible person: "What a motherfucker!"
An admirable person: "What a motherfucker!"
To be in a bad state: "The whole project was fucked from the word go."
An interrogative: "What the fuck?"
A positive exclamation: "Fuck yeah!"
A negative exclamation: "Fuck!"

The only other langage that I can curse with any degree of fluency in is Chinese, and I'm not familiar with any one Mandarin curse word that is as versatile as fuck.

Fuck

by Da real Skeletor September 16, 2015

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Fuck

"Fuck" is perhaps the most versatile and most-used word in the English language. It can relate anger, surprise, dismay, joy, and a variety of other emotions. It is also quite commonly used as a word of emphasis or description, often with comical effect. For some good examples, refer to "English as a Second Fucking Language," by Sterling Johnson, which can be found on Amazon.com. Also check out comic Dane Cook's take on the word.

Also, on a rather interesting note, I read somewhere that fucking once described an act in which a person who sowed/planted seeds in a field, and those particular people were referred to as fuckers.

NOTE:

The guy who quoted Monty Python had it wrong. I believe the quoted text is attributed to George Carlin.

Why don't you go play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself?

I don't mean to tell you how to do your job, but GO FUCK YOURSELF!

Fine, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, UN-fuck you!

Cartman: Don't call me fat, you fucking Jew!
Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the F-word?
Cartman: Jew?
Kyle: No, he's talking about "fuck." You can't say "fuck" in school, you fucking fat-ass!
Cartman: Why the fuck not?
Mr. Garrison: Eric!
Stan: Dude, you just said "fuck" again!
Mr. Garrison: Stanley!
Kenny: Fuck!
Mr. Garrison: Kenny!
Cartman: What's the big deal? It doesn't hurt anybody. Fuck-fuckety-fuck-fuck-fuck.
Mr. Garrison: How would you like to go see the school counselor?
Cartman: How would you like to suck my balls?
Mr. Garrison: What did you say?
Cartman: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Actually, what I said was... (picks up a megaphone) HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS?
Stan: Holy shit, dude.
-from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut-

by LordOfTheCynics December 10, 2006

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Fuck that

A phrase which means "no" or "I'm not doing that"
I say it way too much

Woman: Hey Derek, go pick up grandma from the airport!

Derek: Fuck that

by Biddy July 4, 2005

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fuck

Means to have sex, but can be used in other fucking ways, like an adjective or a proper noun. Basically for fucking everything.

1: Let's fuck in the car.
2: (game over) FUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
3: Fucking teachers giving out fucking grades.
4: You dumb fuck.
5: HOLY FUCK!!!

by Lick101 February 25, 2016

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Fuck

To express surprise.

Friend 1 - i just screwed your mother, stole your car & pissed in your beer.
Friend 2 - Fuck.

by Babycats April 21, 2019

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fucking

adj. - Placed before anything to emphasize the fact that you are mad or you are an 8 year old who thinks its cool to cuss in every sentence.

verb - Another way of saying you are having sex.

adj. - "Hey Tyrone pass me my fucking water."
verb - "I'm going to stop fucking my cat because it really hurts.

by handydandyman January 29, 2016

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fuck

sex

hey lets fuck tonite! it'll be fun!

by yo fucker July 21, 2018

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